Four Star Spoofs

Steve Carter of Four Star Mary asks: Which would you rather asks: to be in a spoof movie, or to be in a movie that gets spoofed?

I think I'd rather be in a movie that's being spoofed, although acting in a spoof is crazy, crazy fun.

Steve Carter of Four Star Mary asks: If you could MAKE a spoof movie, what movie would you want to spoof?

I think I would spoof Titanic, cast myself as Jack and cast Heather Graham as the girl. The entire film would be a three hour sex scene on board a dingie.

Steve Carter of Four Star Mary asks: If a movie spoofing your life was going to be made by a group of supermodels wearing mens clothing, which supermodel would you want to portray you?

Supermodels are boring, what's the big deal with supermodels. They just stand there and get their pictures taken - my god, what talent!!! See you've made me angry, now I can't answer your question properly - okay, relax, deep breathe, ahhhhhh.

Christy Turlington - she's hot.

Steve Carter of Four Star Mary asks: On the topic of spoofs, supermodels and bowling, inclusive asks: which would you rather make a spoof movie about asks: bowling supermodels, or supermodel bowling (a la dwarf bowling)?

Dwarf bowling is a very sensitive subject for me. I used to do it regularly, and then one time I feel in love with my particular dwarf. I was confused and conflicted about my feelings because I didn't know if I should buy her a drink or throw her down the lane. We started dating for awhile, and she eventually left me for the "Hey Vern" guy. It still hurts. I think I'm gonna cry - Okay, relax, deep breathe, ahhhh.

Christy Turlington - she's hot.

Steve Carter of Four Star Mary asks: Lastly, what would you say to the rumours of your fixation, or possibly even _obsession_ with filming cross-dressing supermodels in bowling alleys when you were a child?

I would say that they are unfounded and totally false. There is no proof and every investigation has been unable to produce one shred of concrete evidence. There are people out there who try and ruin my good name with rumor and inuendo. The same people that claimed President Clinton had an affair with his intern. Once we put a stop to these false accusation we can all come together as a society and face our fears together.

Christy Turlington - she's hot.

Acting Aspirations

Adina asks: What was your first taste of acting (second grade play/Christmas play for church?)

I did a play in the first grade. I was up for the lead, but then I told the teacher I wanted a smaller part instead because I was worried that I wasn't going to get the part. If I had only stayed in the game, things could have been different for me.

Mesuvius asks: How do you prepare for your roles?

I breakdown the text and try and answer some simple questions that will help me play the scenes more fully. I try to not worry about the character. I feel that if I play the scenes correctly, then the character will just naturally happen. If I'm playing someone that has a specific profession or skill I research the subjects that I would need to know.

Have you ever shy or ambivalent about working with a particular actor like Reese Witherspoon or Sarah Michelle Gellar or even Alyson Hannigan?

I've loved working with all of the actors that you've named. They are all really fun people (especially Alyson!). I've worked with actors that have gotten on my nerves, but it had less to do with their work and more to do with their personalties (although the most difficult actors are usually the least skilled). I can honestly say that no one on Buffy is in this category. The only actor I've been really nervous about working with was William H. Macy because I truly admire his work. He turned out to be one of the coolest guys I ever met.

artemis asks: Do you consider yourself a working actor, and if not, what do you do when money is tight? Would you rather be a working actor for the rest of your life, or be famous with instant fame/recognition for five years and then not be able to get work?

I am a working actor in that I solely support myself through my acting. I think that I would want something in between the two. Fame is not a goal of mine, but I think it is important to be recognized for your work (in any field), so the five years of fame is not what I'm looking for, but neither is a lifetime of obscurity.

AjO asks: Could you tell us about what encouraged you to become an actor and what steps you took to make this come to be? Also what advice do you have for aspiring thespians?

I wanted to be an actor since I was about 8 years old. I loved watching movies as a kid, and I just knew that's what I wanted to do. I started doing theatre in high school, and then I went to USC as a theatre major. I think theatre is a really great background - I can't tell how many times I've been on a movie or TV set and someone asked me if was a stage actor. People can just tell. My advice would be to make sure you really enjoy acting for the sake of acting. People that pursue this career seeking fame and fortune end of very unhappy, because it soooo hard to make money as an actor. It's a very frustrating business, so if it's not about the craft of acting, you're going to find yourself very unhappy. Of the 500 people I went to theatre school with, about 10 of them are still pursuing acting careers.

What are your personal limits about acting? As in, would you refuse a role that would require nudity or go against your personal beliefs or politics?

I've actually done partial nudity. That's not really that big deal for a guy because they only show so much. I would have a problem doing a project that promoted religious or political views in a way that was manipulative or that had an agenda. Especially when the political views are religiously motivated - I'm a big believer in the separation of church and state.

Fun Facts to Know and Tell

Adina asks: Did you take dancing lessons for the Dr Pepper commercial?

No, that was all me baby!

Adina asks: Have you continued your education on a college level to better help you in the future?

I went to college because I find that I'm a naturally inquisitive person. I really like being a student. The trick is to study something that really interests you.

Mesuvius asks: What's something interesting about you that none of us would know? The weirder the better.

You really put me on the spot on this one. I don't think that I have anything overly weird to share. I used to run a craps game in Los Angeles, that's something that most people don't know. I was sort of the Nathan Detroit of young actors.

X-Lander asks: Which of your roles on TV or in the movies has been your favorite?

I did a film called "Perpetrators of the Crime" in which I kidnapped Tori Spelling and then everything goes wrong. It was a lot of fun because they character slowly losses his mind throughout the film. It's been released internationally, and hopefully it will be on video soon.

Proposals

Cheryl asks: Are you single?

Essentially.

Cheryl asks: How can a girl get a date with you?

She needs to be smart and fun. I don't like people that are uptight or that don't have a sense of humor.

MaNDI asks: Will you marry me? Just kidding.

I don't know if you would want to marry me! I seem sweet on the show, but you'd be sick of me before the honeymoon was over.

The Future is Ours

Do you have hopes of either writing or directing an episode of BUFFY or ANGEL? Or do you prefer doing an independent project of your own creation?

I've never really thought about it. When you write for a T.V. show you are writing for someone else's world, that doesn't really interest me.

Have you decided to appear on any other WB shows, such as FELICITY or ROSWELL? (I can imagine the line you'd say on FELICITY when she asks your character if he feels overwhelmed by the New York lifestyle. "Oh, not really. After Sunnydale, you get use to anything.")

That would be a good line. I've never auditioned for either show but that's because there really hasn't been anything I've been right for as opposed to me not wanting to do the show. Both shows are well written, and I would do either. Majandra Delfino is a friend of mine, so I better be on Roswell.

MaNDI asks: Any upcoming projects besides the horror movie spoof?

I've just been doing theatre since I wrapped the spoof. I'm in a play right now.

One Last Devotion

delf asks: What is your main passion aside from acting? Or, is there anything you have a slavish devotion to, be it books, movie, television or what have you?

I love to write, and I love reading - I usually have a couple books going. I've been trying to find some things in my life that have nothing to do with acting - if you can think of anything that might be fun, let me know.

Big thanks to everyone who sent in a question, and to Danny for answering every single one!

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